27 June 2007
USCA
The Universal Scale of Cinematic Appraisal, or USCA:
10: Would want to buy the movie
9: Would want to see it twice
8: Would want to see it once
7: Would want to see it once, matinee
6: Would want to see it once, cheap theater
5: Would want to wait for DVD rental
4: Would want to wait for TV (cable)
3: Would want to wait for TV (no cable)
2: Would want to read the book
1: Would prefer to read the reviews
0: Would rather do something productive
-1: Would prefer to sit at the beach for 2 hours
-2: Would rather stare at a wall
-3: Would rather wash clothes
-4: Would rather spend a summer in Mississippi without air-conditioning
-5: Would rather be car-jacked
-6: Would rather be on a high-jacked plane
-7: Would rather survive 10-rounds with a hungry Mike Tyson
-8: Would rather walk a tight-rope over a den of vipers
-9: Would rather undergo appendectomy without anesthesia
-10: Would rather invade Iran during Ramadan
10: Would want to buy the movie
9: Would want to see it twice
8: Would want to see it once
7: Would want to see it once, matinee
6: Would want to see it once, cheap theater
5: Would want to wait for DVD rental
4: Would want to wait for TV (cable)
3: Would want to wait for TV (no cable)
2: Would want to read the book
1: Would prefer to read the reviews
0: Would rather do something productive
-1: Would prefer to sit at the beach for 2 hours
-2: Would rather stare at a wall
-3: Would rather wash clothes
-4: Would rather spend a summer in Mississippi without air-conditioning
-5: Would rather be car-jacked
-6: Would rather be on a high-jacked plane
-7: Would rather survive 10-rounds with a hungry Mike Tyson
-8: Would rather walk a tight-rope over a den of vipers
-9: Would rather undergo appendectomy without anesthesia
-10: Would rather invade Iran during Ramadan
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