Deus non alligatur. God is not bound. Nibbanam paramam sukham. Unbinding is the Highest Happiness. The Heart is Divinity. God is the primal radiance of Divinity. Nature is the primal manifestation of Divinity. The Buddha is the primal realization of Divinity. La ilaha il Allah. Allah is Complete Wholeness.

27 June 2007

USCA

The Universal Scale of Cinematic Appraisal, or USCA:

10: Would want to buy the movie
9: Would want to see it twice
8: Would want to see it once
7: Would want to see it once, matinee
6: Would want to see it once, cheap theater
5: Would want to wait for DVD rental
4: Would want to wait for TV (cable)
3: Would want to wait for TV (no cable)
2: Would want to read the book
1: Would prefer to read the reviews
0: Would rather do something productive
-1: Would prefer to sit at the beach for 2 hours
-2: Would rather stare at a wall
-3: Would rather wash clothes
-4: Would rather spend a summer in Mississippi without air-conditioning
-5: Would rather be car-jacked
-6: Would rather be on a high-jacked plane
-7: Would rather survive 10-rounds with a hungry Mike Tyson
-8: Would rather walk a tight-rope over a den of vipers
-9: Would rather undergo appendectomy without anesthesia
-10: Would rather invade Iran during Ramadan

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